LR: Update

*****Update To LR: Lady in the Water

Alright. assuming you guys have read the above LR, I will continue this story as if you know the details.

HB8 and I were scheduled for a 7pm meeting to grab some alcohol and then head to the lake for a fun filled night of drunken lake sex.

Small hitch. Turns out HB8 has a boyfriend and they are currently in a fight. I do not hear from HB in a timely manner so I start to make other arrangements. I first text HB7. She responds with, "Hey what are you doing tomorrow?"

me: "I have work from 8-2:30 then i'll work out."
Her: "Do you want to do something tomorrow?"
me: "Depends, are you going to sleep with me again and not call? Cause that's just not nice." [i](the joke being is she got kicked out of her house, lost her charger, and broke up with her boyfriend, and her car broke down the same night and following day after we had had sex, so she had no phone until she charged hers)[/i]

Her:I wanted to but my phone was dead.
Me: I mean I don't think its too much to ask... I mean I cook and clean... and pleasure you... for what?
Her: I'll make it up to you I promise!
Me: You'd better, bitch or we are over! and I have the prenump. :D

Her: Why are you so mean to me?
Me:[i]ignore[/i] Hey better yet. What are you doing tonight?
Her: Something with you.
Me: K ill pick you up @ 7.
Her: Kk

Right after this I get a message from HB8. "Hey is HB7 coming with us?"

Me: Who is this?
Her: HB7 is coming over here, she is mine, not yours.
Me: Why would she want you, when I have the magic stick?
Her: No you don't .
Me: Sure you can come... I don't back out on my plans. That would be rude of me.
Her: K see you at 7

(Background....) In some of my previous texts with HB8, I told her that I wanted her to wear some lake relaxing clothes and just be laxed....

Fast Forward..... I pick them up.

(When I picked HB8 up... no make-up, some ... I-don't-know-what-to-think jeans and her hair was kinda disheveled.) She has now been downgraded 2 points HB8=Obstacle now.... off the charts only redeeming factor is her body. HB7 is as cute as usual.

Needless to say I am a little disappointed. but I still had HB7.

We go get alcohol, and keeping with my standard “shortest person behind me” rule for when people ride in my car, I make HB7 hop in behind me…. I proceed to go all the way back until she is cramped. She didn’t say a word. I went all the way back to my gangsta lean position and she didn’t say anything.

She’s mine whenever, from this point on. No if’s , and’s or but’s.

I “realize what happened, and say “Why didn’t you say something?”

Her: “I wanted you to be comfortable.”

I re-adjust my seat for her to get comfortable too. We go get a bottle of….. my favorite liquors Bacardi 151 and SoCo. With Monster, Rockstar and Coke mixers.

***Disclaimer*** The following action isn’t condoned by myself. You should never Drink and Drive. I'm a bad, bad person.

HB7 in the back starts mixing us the drinks. She starts on the coke and 151 gives the Obstacle the Monster and 151, and I take a shot of SoCo, and then take the rockstar and 151.

By the time we get to the lake they are getting fucking stupid ass drunk…… at this point I take the juice bottle from them. They consumed a quarter bottle of 151 by them selves apiece. Obstacle and HB7 then have to go to the restroom. They go…. I already know we aren’t going swimming…. Neither can walk straight, and OB can barely stand. I am not going to have a drowning victim on my record.

We stay at the lake…. OB on my left arm… HB7 on my right. OB bites my neck… they fight over me, then we decide on a threesome. OB starts kissing me.

She kisses like shit. Kinda like fish breathing. No tongue, mouth is dry. I stop it. HB7 gets pissed. Calls a “friend” to come get her, (the friend is the guy she is trying to hook up with boyfriend wise.) He comes to the lake… I ask how he knows HB7 and OB. He proudly announces he is “talking” to HB7. The girls are off by their lonesome…. And I want to have some fun.

Me: So how does HB7 kiss?
Him: She’s alright… I’m gonna have to show her how to do it.
Me: Oh no shit? Haha, is she at least good in the sack?
Him: I don’t know bout that yet… I’ll find out tonight.
Me: well shit man… have fun. I know I did.
Him: What?
Me: haha just fucking with you… I’m going after OB.
Him: haha I was about to say.
Me: Well shit man lets go get our drunk women….

We grab them… He is trying to kiss HB7 … she is resisting. OB passes straight the fuck out in my arms…. Standing up, mind you.

We get her to throw up, then load her in the car and take her his house. HB7 and myself take her into the bathroom undress her and put her in the tub…. HB7 uses this time to keep him away from her long enough to kiss me a little while we are “babysitting”.

HB7 bathes the OB…. Which is hot…. Even though she was passed out.

Mean while…. HB7’s ex hears about what happened, and shows up to her “new guy’s” house. They dance around each other still questing after HB7, saying real AFC things like “is she going to be ok?” (The reason it’s AFC in my book is because they aren’t taking control of the situation) ( I had previously called my cousin, who’s girlfriend is a nurse who told me what to do, I would have been the first to hall ass to the hospital if anything would have been wrong)

Me: As long as we keep her head tilted forward and not back she’ll be ok ….. shes just drunk, her pulse is around 80 bpm, and she doesn’t have a fever.
Them: (in unison) Oh ok, (head nods)

We get her dressed again and go outside. With the alchy in tow. Load her into my car while the two guys are bs’ing each other, and then go grab a hotel. HB7 rides with her new boyfriend prospect, and the ex goes home disappointed, with blue balls. Poor bastard. OB in my car.

Get the hotel room, negotiating with the clerk….the fucker tried to charge me $75 for half of a night……. Ok normally I would say that $75 a night for a hotel room wasn’t bad. But I KNEW this one was regularly $45 a night. Not $75 because I used to take my ex there for a no strings barred sex filled night with lots of fun and no worries clean up. (I know… not cool…. I know a few people who work in the hotel industry…. So if ya’ll could just forget that last part that would be great.)

I tell him straight up “Bullshit”. “They don’t pay you enough, here or something?”

Clerk: “Excuse me?”
Me: Man I can go to the Comfort Inn for $55, and they’re not only cleaner but the are newer too. I came here because I used to come here all the time and I know ya’ll only charge $45 a night. So don’t bullshit me.
Clerk: You’re right. Let me take care of this for you. Your room is xxx.
Me: Thanks man. We’ll just keep all this on the DL…. Make your money man.

Ok Seeing as this is 4 pages now. I will wrap it up quickly.

OB is now walking again on her own accord but is really sleepy and I “take” the bed with her since I know the other guy is going to leave soon.

HB7 and the guy have some fun. (I later found out she didn’t sleep with him)

I have problems sleeping next to a girl all cuddly like because I get to hot and want to kick her off the bed, so the fact that OB keeps scooting up to me is kinda aggravating.

The guy leaves, and I hop bed’s. HB7 is playing on her phone, its making all sorts of noises and I seriously just wanted to go to sleep at this point. I say “It’s 3 am…. Go to fucking bed already.” She says she sorry and then snuggles up to me. I push her off the bed. “I’m hot”. I say.

Her: I know you are.
Me: I’m tired.
Her: I’m awake and horny.
Me: Well I’m sleepy, so go get in bed with OB and handle your bidness
Her: Good night
Me: Night.

The next morning I wake up to morning wake up head from HB7 with the OB sound asleep.

God bless her little heart.