Life, Liberty...

Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Happiness

The first thing one has to do is evaluate the life currently being lead, and compare that to the goal in mind. If the goal is no where near met then a lot of changes are probably going to be mandatory. If they are semi-close or around halfway there then few changes need be made, only tweaked. The way one evaluates their goals is simple. Create a list, of all the things desired on one side of a sheet of paper indicating what is necessary to obtain them, draw a line down the middle and on the opposite side list all the objectives currently met. For each objective, there will be a thing needed to accomplish it, and focusing on control in life means identifying your goals and cutting out the fluff around so that it does not interfere with meeting those goals.

“Without goals, and the plans to achieve them you are like a ship that has set sail with no destination.” - Fitzhugh Dodson.

Taking a short break

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Unfortantely since I have the inablity to juggle 5 things at once, I have to take a break in sarging for about 2 weeks. I have let my homework, workwork, and overall health go. I have no time to work out, or manage my business plans and they have started suffereing because of it. If anyone still has questions feel free to ask, just know that I may not be on point at this time.

Cosmo #2

Vol. 243, No.2, August 2007

Pg 130, There is a letter that was written in that says:

"I'm seeing this guy who doeasn't make any fun plans. A night with him consists of dinner and a movie or chilling on his sofa. I want him to make more of an effort, but we just started dating, and I don't want to chase him off. What do I do?"

The idea I had behind this one was: "Hey guys, ya'll seem like level headed and open minded people, let me ask you this, If a there is this guy that you really really like, Right? But the only problem is he is a homebody and doesnt go out much, How would you get him to be more exciting and get out some?"

Just a thought.

Seal of Approval

Ladies and Gentlemen, Boys and Girls. Peoples of all shapes, sizes and colors.... Today is a great day in history. I am releasing my Official Seal of Approval. It shall mark things that I am in agreement with.

The Constitution

They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq . Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it has worked for over 200 years, and we're not using it anymore.

I read Cosmo...

I read Cosmo so you don’t have too #1

Alright guys, we all know that Cosmo Mag has a wealth of information on possible threads that could be used when talking to woman. Well, for those of you too manly to pick up the mag (you pussies, haha), or those who are just too lazy who like to read things and will probably never get out of the house to actually use it, this is for you guys.

But mostly it’s for the guys who actually want to find different areas for discussion and thread ideas and will actually use it. As always, I’d love feedback, feel free to ask questions. So check me out daily for updates, I will try and post a new one every couple of days.

So without further a due… a topic I found while skimming through Cosmo, Issue, and page numbers included. None of this has been field tested, but serves just as things you can try out in field. If you have results using one of these feel absolutely free to post your results.

Vol. 243, No.2, August 2007

Pg. 64, This is an ad for Absolut Vodka, where it has a picture of a male and a female. The female is holding and glass of vodka, and the male is pregnant.

Caption read, “In an absolut world.” Insinuating in a perfect world men would carry the babies.

Here is the thread/opener/qualifier. This could also be a good way to screen.

“Hey, I saw this ad the other day. It was a picture of this guy and girl and the guy had this big stomach like he was pregnant. So naturally I was really intrigued right? The caption read, “In an absolut world.” Saying that in a perfect world men would carry the babies. Do women actually wish that men would carry the children?”

“Hey guys, do you think that most women who have had kids at some point wish that the man had to have carried the child instead of them?

“blah blah”

The reason I ask is….”mention the ad”

You should then be able to find out whether she has children from this point or not.

-Finesse

***Update***

Field tested and Finesse Approved.

LR: Update

*****Update To LR: Lady in the Water

Alright. assuming you guys have read the above LR, I will continue this story as if you know the details.

HB8 and I were scheduled for a 7pm meeting to grab some alcohol and then head to the lake for a fun filled night of drunken lake sex.

Small hitch. Turns out HB8 has a boyfriend and they are currently in a fight. I do not hear from HB in a timely manner so I start to make other arrangements. I first text HB7. She responds with, "Hey what are you doing tomorrow?"

me: "I have work from 8-2:30 then i'll work out."
Her: "Do you want to do something tomorrow?"
me: "Depends, are you going to sleep with me again and not call? Cause that's just not nice." [i](the joke being is she got kicked out of her house, lost her charger, and broke up with her boyfriend, and her car broke down the same night and following day after we had had sex, so she had no phone until she charged hers)[/i]

Her:I wanted to but my phone was dead.
Me: I mean I don't think its too much to ask... I mean I cook and clean... and pleasure you... for what?
Her: I'll make it up to you I promise!
Me: You'd better, bitch or we are over! and I have the prenump. :D

Her: Why are you so mean to me?
Me:[i]ignore[/i] Hey better yet. What are you doing tonight?
Her: Something with you.
Me: K ill pick you up @ 7.
Her: Kk

Right after this I get a message from HB8. "Hey is HB7 coming with us?"

Me: Who is this?
Her: HB7 is coming over here, she is mine, not yours.
Me: Why would she want you, when I have the magic stick?
Her: No you don't .
Me: Sure you can come... I don't back out on my plans. That would be rude of me.
Her: K see you at 7

(Background....) In some of my previous texts with HB8, I told her that I wanted her to wear some lake relaxing clothes and just be laxed....

Fast Forward..... I pick them up.

(When I picked HB8 up... no make-up, some ... I-don't-know-what-to-think jeans and her hair was kinda disheveled.) She has now been downgraded 2 points HB8=Obstacle now.... off the charts only redeeming factor is her body. HB7 is as cute as usual.

Needless to say I am a little disappointed. but I still had HB7.

We go get alcohol, and keeping with my standard “shortest person behind me” rule for when people ride in my car, I make HB7 hop in behind me…. I proceed to go all the way back until she is cramped. She didn’t say a word. I went all the way back to my gangsta lean position and she didn’t say anything.

She’s mine whenever, from this point on. No if’s , and’s or but’s.

I “realize what happened, and say “Why didn’t you say something?”

Her: “I wanted you to be comfortable.”

I re-adjust my seat for her to get comfortable too. We go get a bottle of….. my favorite liquors Bacardi 151 and SoCo. With Monster, Rockstar and Coke mixers.

***Disclaimer*** The following action isn’t condoned by myself. You should never Drink and Drive. I'm a bad, bad person.

HB7 in the back starts mixing us the drinks. She starts on the coke and 151 gives the Obstacle the Monster and 151, and I take a shot of SoCo, and then take the rockstar and 151.

By the time we get to the lake they are getting fucking stupid ass drunk…… at this point I take the juice bottle from them. They consumed a quarter bottle of 151 by them selves apiece. Obstacle and HB7 then have to go to the restroom. They go…. I already know we aren’t going swimming…. Neither can walk straight, and OB can barely stand. I am not going to have a drowning victim on my record.

We stay at the lake…. OB on my left arm… HB7 on my right. OB bites my neck… they fight over me, then we decide on a threesome. OB starts kissing me.

She kisses like shit. Kinda like fish breathing. No tongue, mouth is dry. I stop it. HB7 gets pissed. Calls a “friend” to come get her, (the friend is the guy she is trying to hook up with boyfriend wise.) He comes to the lake… I ask how he knows HB7 and OB. He proudly announces he is “talking” to HB7. The girls are off by their lonesome…. And I want to have some fun.

Me: So how does HB7 kiss?
Him: She’s alright… I’m gonna have to show her how to do it.
Me: Oh no shit? Haha, is she at least good in the sack?
Him: I don’t know bout that yet… I’ll find out tonight.
Me: well shit man… have fun. I know I did.
Him: What?
Me: haha just fucking with you… I’m going after OB.
Him: haha I was about to say.
Me: Well shit man lets go get our drunk women….

We grab them… He is trying to kiss HB7 … she is resisting. OB passes straight the fuck out in my arms…. Standing up, mind you.

We get her to throw up, then load her in the car and take her his house. HB7 and myself take her into the bathroom undress her and put her in the tub…. HB7 uses this time to keep him away from her long enough to kiss me a little while we are “babysitting”.

HB7 bathes the OB…. Which is hot…. Even though she was passed out.

Mean while…. HB7’s ex hears about what happened, and shows up to her “new guy’s” house. They dance around each other still questing after HB7, saying real AFC things like “is she going to be ok?” (The reason it’s AFC in my book is because they aren’t taking control of the situation) ( I had previously called my cousin, who’s girlfriend is a nurse who told me what to do, I would have been the first to hall ass to the hospital if anything would have been wrong)

Me: As long as we keep her head tilted forward and not back she’ll be ok ….. shes just drunk, her pulse is around 80 bpm, and she doesn’t have a fever.
Them: (in unison) Oh ok, (head nods)

We get her dressed again and go outside. With the alchy in tow. Load her into my car while the two guys are bs’ing each other, and then go grab a hotel. HB7 rides with her new boyfriend prospect, and the ex goes home disappointed, with blue balls. Poor bastard. OB in my car.

Get the hotel room, negotiating with the clerk….the fucker tried to charge me $75 for half of a night……. Ok normally I would say that $75 a night for a hotel room wasn’t bad. But I KNEW this one was regularly $45 a night. Not $75 because I used to take my ex there for a no strings barred sex filled night with lots of fun and no worries clean up. (I know… not cool…. I know a few people who work in the hotel industry…. So if ya’ll could just forget that last part that would be great.)

I tell him straight up “Bullshit”. “They don’t pay you enough, here or something?”

Clerk: “Excuse me?”
Me: Man I can go to the Comfort Inn for $55, and they’re not only cleaner but the are newer too. I came here because I used to come here all the time and I know ya’ll only charge $45 a night. So don’t bullshit me.
Clerk: You’re right. Let me take care of this for you. Your room is xxx.
Me: Thanks man. We’ll just keep all this on the DL…. Make your money man.

Ok Seeing as this is 4 pages now. I will wrap it up quickly.

OB is now walking again on her own accord but is really sleepy and I “take” the bed with her since I know the other guy is going to leave soon.

HB7 and the guy have some fun. (I later found out she didn’t sleep with him)

I have problems sleeping next to a girl all cuddly like because I get to hot and want to kick her off the bed, so the fact that OB keeps scooting up to me is kinda aggravating.

The guy leaves, and I hop bed’s. HB7 is playing on her phone, its making all sorts of noises and I seriously just wanted to go to sleep at this point. I say “It’s 3 am…. Go to fucking bed already.” She says she sorry and then snuggles up to me. I push her off the bed. “I’m hot”. I say.

Her: I know you are.
Me: I’m tired.
Her: I’m awake and horny.
Me: Well I’m sleepy, so go get in bed with OB and handle your bidness
Her: Good night
Me: Night.

The next morning I wake up to morning wake up head from HB7 with the OB sound asleep.

God bless her little heart.

Phone/IM/Text Game

I was asked recently about the game I use on the phone, text, or IM. And to tell you the truth it is alomst identical to playing the actual game. But lets start with some tips.

- Dont rush to respond. Alot of guys (especially if its a fclose prospect) will be over eager to respond and carry on this conversation. The girl WILL pick up on this.

- DO insert pauses in your conversation (like if she replies, and you could respond right now, just wait like 15-30 minutes before you do). The reason you want to do this is because most likely she will be driving around and doing other things, and so 1) it will create what I like to call a "false false time bridge" , You arent actually with her but as she is doing the things she normally does throughout the day you will be more on her mind likewise creating the deeper connection. and 2) it shows that you are a busy person and you aren't just waiting for her responses. Lame!

- Dont apologize for not getting back to her quicker.... (I have heard and seen alot of people do this.) two words for you....... "You pussy".

- DO try and spell things out.... unless shes the annoying type who does the "abbrv txt type crp." If she is doing that, then you are permitted to follow .... however chances are she can't spell... so if you're not looking for brains... GameOn!

Those are just a few... Feel free to ask me questions.

Possible new class

Hey guys,

I am in the process of setting up a class seminar with Dallas PUA that would be over Pick Up Basics. Keep checking the boards for updates It will be a 3 day event spanning 3 weeks with a 2 hour meeting a week. So Three (2)Hour long seminars over the course of 3 weeks, (1)meeting a week.

LR:Lady in the Water

Alright, so basically let me give you the back ground. This particular girl I went to a church camp with. We were both consulers at the time. There was a strong connection then, but I was with someone and so was she so it didn't work. Basically what happened at camp was we(her and I) played chicken with everyone else and were undefeated. (thats right bitches, undefeated, so step up, haha). And there was a little more flirting in the water, but not too much... after all it was a church camp.

Alright.... fast foward a year. I am out of my LTR and so is she. We finally start talking again. I will dub her hb7 from this point.... sometimes a HB8 depending on when she's all dolled up. We have been texting back and forth with not to much to say, hit or miss, I say im doing this, she says she cant make it, then she says she's doing this, I say I cant make it... until finally tonight.

I meet up with HB7 and her friend HB8. HB8 has a killer body, sexy hips with the low cut jeans, (yummy), but not my target. We all get out of the car, and she introduces me to HB8, I shake her hand and she starts giving me the eyes.... not the puppy dog bowl eyes.... but like 4 steps above them. We hold each others gaze for a while, and then we pile into my car.

Right before I met them a friend of mine had called, We'll call her the Pivot. The Pivot is one of the girls that I actually go out with on a regular basis. Pivot called and said she wanted to meet up. I told her cool, but I was meeting to others as well. She was down so we all met. We all had decided to go play some pool.

Well... if anyone has ever been to this place I like to call Bum fucked egypt, then they know that there is very LITTLE to do down here. So after I make a right at the second pyramid, we pull up to the place that serves drinks and allows its patrons to play pool. We order some drinks and start playing. Seeing as I am the only fucker in there with teeth, and three women, I start getting stares from rednecks 2 and 3. Mind you, I am completely sober at this point.... not where I would like to be, and with 3 women, 1 of which I would like nothing more than to bend over to pool table and have at it. But I restrain.

I don't flirt with HB8 at all.... well I lie. Maybe a little. But only enough to peak me targets BT. I do some innocent little flirting with the pool stick (like when she shoots I push the stick from behind, or tickle her, or push the knee that is locked and cause her to kinda fall down a little woth HB7) I sort of ignore HB8 and with very lite... I repeat very lite pepper negs to throw HB7 off. In between shooting, HB8 starts texting, I proceed to tell her its not nice to have conversations with others unless I of course get to have a conversation with her, via text.

I give her my number and she texts me. I tell HB8 a various array of things, iuncluding (Now that you have my number youre not going to call me like a billion times a day are you? Cause if you do, there'll be consequences)

We continue to have a conversation throught the game and night(and as I write this at 2:42a).

HB8 says she has to go so HB7 must leave. And since they rode with me.... I have to leave too. No problem. I number closed HB8 already with the text messages and as she was leaving she told me to call her tomorrow.... which I probably will(you'll see why in a little bit...... hold your horses).

After I leave, and drop them off Pivot, says "Lets go get some beer, im driving." Im loving that idea so we go. 10 minutes later HB7 says she hated to leave us so soon and that she wants to hang out again.... I tell her "The nights still young, and you are relatively young so come back out." She agrees, but has to pick up 2 more friends in the process.

On our way back from getting beer, Pivot and I down 9 out of 12 from a 12 pack.... She beat me.... 5 to 4... Im so embarrassed, HB7 says she is on her way to meet us... Pivot gets a booty call and decides to bail. So, since we are in her car... she drops me off(no hard feelings) and she jets.

As I am walking to my car(which is parked at, of all places, Whataburger) HB7 and her 2 friends, HBBabyFat and HBPowerlifter pull up. HBPowerLifter is a solid 9 and HBBabyFat is the one you want to pinch her cheeks..... So I did...She put her hand out to shake hands when we were introduced.... and I pinched her cheeks. She laughed then gave me a hug and a kiss on the cheek. Conversation... yadda yadda.... Idea.... It's 11:30 and the beer store is still open.

**Side note** While all of this is going on I am still having a text conversation with original HB8 .... and a phone convo with WF, (WF I promise I will finish what I was telling you man.... just call me tomorrow because I'm going to be really freaking tired) While all of this was happening, I was qualifying HB8, she wears boycut undies, and likes it rough... she likes her ass smacked, and hair pulled. She likes to be thrown up against the wall, and likes having sex in naughty places(whata kawinky-dink.... so do I). Not only that... she was telling me what she would do to me if I would come over..... (i had to decline as i was working on HB7 and a sticking point mind you). We played phone truth or dare... I used the "show me your titties" line (thank you so very much dubya, that works so very well) 5 minutes later.... I get a tittie shot. Very nice.... I cant wait to suck on them. She tells me she has been looking for commitment...I tell her I can do all but... she agrees... and we set up a day 2, to go to the lake) I'll post a FR about that later afterwards once it happens.

Back to the main story.... HBPowerLifter HBBabyFat and HB7 and I all pile into HB7's car... which sounds like it is going to fall apart....:-/ and then head to the beer store.....they buy it, and start drinking. I bring up going swimming.... they want to but dont know where to go... I point them in the direction of the lake. Off we go. HB7 starts texting me. Tell me about her BF and all the BS he is doing yadda yadda.... I ignore most of it.. and plow through.

We get to the lake. HB7 and I start ripping our clothes off... HB7 has a thong on..."Very Nice" I comment. HB PowerLifter and HB Babyfat decide to stay dry..... Scene is set. HB7 and I make it into the 72 degree water... It is cold... My nipples can cut glass.... her nipples almost cut me. We come together to keep our bodies warm.... immediately we start kissing. I push her away .... she swims back to me.

Push, pull, push, pull.

Starts making out more..... and voila.....

I am not going to continue, because other than that, it is a basic lay, except we did it in the water in front of her friends.... which it was also dark, so I dont know how much they saw if anything. I may have to deal with a little Buyers remorse.... so I'll update you on that. I know there are alot of typos... but I'm lazy and almost drunk, so I probably wont fix them... But maybe I will.... duhn duhn DUHN!

-F

Update***
As I am now sober, I am remembering a few more details that I didn't write about. After HB7 and I got done swimming we all got in the car to leave... well... HBPowerLifter started driving througha freaking mud hole.... "Gawd I swear... all brawn and no brains" I say. She punches me.... I grimace but laugh. (It hurt so screw all ya'll, haha). We almost get stuck, so thats when I tell all the ladies that if we get stuck then they can get out to help push.... and ill be the wheelman.... they laugh and HBBabyfat punshes me.

10 Things

TEN THINGS TO PONDER

#10 Life is sexually transmitted.

#9 Good health is merely the slowest rate at which one can die

#8 Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.

#7 Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.

#6 Some people are like a slinky... not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.

#5 Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospital dying of nothing

#4 All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

#3 Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars, and a substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents???

#2 In the 60's, people took LSD to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.AND

# 1: We know exactly where one cow with mad-cow-disease is located among the millions and millions of cows in America, but we haven't a clue as to where thousands of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration.

An Observation

Someone alot smarter than I, once said, "Action is the foundational key to all success." I try and practice that, but mostly I'm just lazy.

So I guess something needs to change uh?